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Who is the leader of Ducks ??? Santa: Frog Why? Because Frog is Mainduck! ���� |
| Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ??? Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.:) ���� |
| Ek sardar ka RADIO📻 kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA🐭 mra hua tha, dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. 🎤SINGER to mar gaya. . ���� |
| Santa: Ye bata ki duniya🌏 me kitne desh hai? Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai! ���� |
| Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi…. Na koi scene dikhi, Na koi aawaz suni. Friend: film ka naam kya tha? Santa: ""No Disc Inserted"" ����� |
Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha Banta-kya kar rahe ho? Santa-lassi bana raha hu! Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai, ab itni lassi kon piyega be? ����� |
| Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao?? Pappu : ""Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana 😜😜😝😝 😂😂😂😂 |
| Weight loss: Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper ""lose 5kg in a week"" He calls the company & lady says "" be ready tomorrow at 6am."" The next morning he opens the door & finds a beautiful girl with shoes & skirt saying , ""u catch me u kiss me!"" & the girl starts running... He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6 am he opens the door & sees an even more beautiful girl in shoes & a skirt saying ""u catch me , u kiss me"". He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said ""R u sure? its really tough !!!! "". he said ""YES!"" Next day at 6 am he opens the door, he finds a Negro guy saying ""If I catch u, I will kiss u..!""😜👌😂😂😂 |
| Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜 |
| A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... 😂😂😂 😝😝😝😝😝😝 |
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