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Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀 Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 |
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A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's.. 😂😂😝😜 |
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🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍 👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: 😨😠😡 Salesman: 😆😝😂 |
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Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝 👌😂😜😃😄 |
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did u drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase 😜😂😝🍻👍 |
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This s really killer one..... A professor showed a large cage with a male rat in
it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread. The male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction. Suddenly, one of the students from the back rows said:- ""Sir, why don't you change the female rat....? She may be his wife!!""😂😂😂 |
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3 student raat ko study krte the.... unke pas ghadi⌚nhi thi . . Bsc student yar time kya ho rha he..? . . Medical student pta nai yar humare pas ghadi⌚ nahi hai.. . Engineering . student ne 1pathar utha kar samne girls hostel k darwaze pe maara, 1ladki nikli or boli ..? Kamino rat k pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao ....... Thats the Engineering logic......😜😜 "" DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ENGINEERING STUDENTS "" |
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Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho.. 🔰World ka sab se perfect man -uska daddy. 🔰World ki sabse pyari aurat -uski maa 🔰World ki sabse akkalmand aurat -woh khud 🔰World ka sabse dukhi pati -uska bhai. 🔰World ki sabse badi chudeal -uski bhabhi 🔰World ka sabse sundr ladka -uska beta 🔰World ka sabse kaamiyaab aadmi -uski behan ka pati. 🔰World ki sabse badi gawar aurat -uski saas. 🔰Aur dunia ka sabse kharab, nikamma, selfish, jhootha, kanjus, bekar aadmi 👨-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?😜 |
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Law of equality 💠 The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min! |
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I argued👿... She argued👿... I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭 Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱 |
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