 | Jokes-7 | Computer-Jokes-humour-index |  |
| Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life." -Shakespear "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life." -Shakespear's Wife 😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝 |
| U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get **ur** death certificate ** * U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College ** * U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop ** * A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software ** * U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup ** * U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard. |
| Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash ? Santa: I was going in my car then I suddenly lost control. Policeman: Then what happened ? Santa: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left You tell which would I hit ? Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage. Santa: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding so I went after him ! |
| Parents asked college watchman,"Is this a good college?" watch man: "probably the best. I did my engineering here & got campus placement😝😂😝 |
| Super insults: Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜 |
| Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀 Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 |
| A cute excuse: Teacher-Whe are you late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if they were fighting? Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's.. 😂😂😝😜 🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍 |
| Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did you drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then why you are typing on suitcase 😜😂😝🍻👍 |
| Don't Challenge female drivers.... After Accident , a male Driver Angrily said :- I showed you the Headlights and told u let me go first ............... Female Driver :- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No... Male Driver fainted!!! 😳😳😳😜😜😜 |
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