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| Weight loss: Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper "lose 5kg in a week" He calls the company & lady says " be ready tomorrow at 6am." The next morning he opens the door & finds a beautiful girl with shoes & skirt saying , "u catch me u kiss me!" & the girl starts running... He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6 am he opens the door and sees an even more beautiful girl in shoes & a skirt saying "u catch me , u kiss me".... He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough !!!! ". he said "YES!" Next day at 6 am he opens the door, he finds a Hungry big Dog saying "If I catch u, I will bite u..!"😜👌😂😂😂 |
| Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜 |
| A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... 😂😂😂 😝😝😝😝😝😝 |
Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀 Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 |
| A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's.. 😂😂😝😜 |
| 🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍 👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: 😨😠😡 Salesman: 😆😝😂 |
| Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝 👌😂😜😃😄 |
| Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did u drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase 😜😂😝🍻👍 |
| This s really killer one..... A professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread. The male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction. Suddenly, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't you change the female rat....? She may be his wife!!"😂😂😂 |
| 3 student raat ko study krte the.... unke pas ghadi⌚nhi thi . . Bsc student yar time kya ho rha he..? . . Medical student pta nai yar humare pas ghadi⌚ nahi hai.. . Engineering . student ne 1pathar utha kar samne girls hostel k darwaze pe maara, 1ladki nikli or boli ..? Kamino rat k pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao ....... Thats the Engineering logic......😜😜 " DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ENGINEERING STUDENTS " |
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