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| Corporate joke.. Manager ne joke sunaya.. poori team hasne lagi except one guy. .. Manager asks him- Tumhe mera joke samajh nahi aaya???? The guy replied- Sir, mera dusri company me ho gaya hai. πππππ |
| If a tigerπ― attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? ......... SANTA : Of course, The tigerπ―.. very few are left..!!!! |
Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!! Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..?? Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...! π π π π π π π π |
Who is the leader of Ducks ??? Santa: Frog Why? Because Frog is Mainduck! π π π π π π π |
| Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ??? Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.:) π π π π π π π |
| Ek sardar ka RADIOπ» kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHAπ mra hua tha, dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. π€SINGER to mar gaya. . π π π π π π π π |
| Santa: Ye bata ki duniyaπ me kitne desh hai? Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai! π π π π π π π π |
| Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi…. Na koi scene dikhi, Na koi aawaz suni. Friend: film ka naam kya tha? Santa: "No Disc Inserted" π π π π π π π π π |
Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha Banta-kya kar rahe ho? Santa-lassi bana raha hu! Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai, ab itni lassi kon piyega be? π π π π π π π π π |
| Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao?? Pappu : "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana ππππ ππππ |
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