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Jokes/Humour

Corporate joke..

Manager ne joke sunaya.. poori team hasne lagi except one guy.
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Manager asks him- Tumhe mera joke samajh nahi aaya????

The guy replied- Sir, mera dusri company me ho gaya hai. 😝😝😝😝😝
If a tiger🐯 attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........

SANTA : Of course,
The tiger🐯.. very few are left..!!!!

Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!
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Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
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Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???

Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.

SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.:)

πŸ”…πŸ”…πŸ”…πŸ”…πŸ”…πŸ”…πŸ”…
Ek sardar ka RADIOπŸ“» kharab ho gaya,

khol k dekha to under CHHUHA🐭 mra hua tha,

dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.

🎀SINGER to mar gaya. .

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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya🌏 me kitne desh hai?

Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
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Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta

English film dekhi….

Na koi scene dikhi,

Na koi aawaz suni.

Friend: film ka naam kya tha?

Santa: "No Disc Inserted"

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Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha

Banta-kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-lassi bana raha hu!

Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,

ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai

to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??

Pappu : "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
😜😜😝😝
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