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Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
πŸ”°World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
πŸ”°World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
πŸ”°World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-woh khud
πŸ”°World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.
πŸ”°World ki sabse badi chudeal
-uski bhabhi
πŸ”°World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta
πŸ”°World ka sabse kaamiyaab aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.
πŸ”°World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas.
πŸ”°Aur dunia ka sabse kharab, nikamma, selfish, jhootha, kanjus, bekar aadmi
πŸ‘¨-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?😜
Law of equality πŸ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
I arguedπŸ‘Ώ... She arguedπŸ‘Ώ...
I shouted😑... She shouted😑 and then she cried😭

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------πŸ™‹πŸ™†πŸ’πŸ™…
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜-

βœ¨βœ¨πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβœ¨βœ¨
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! πŸ˜‰
😝
What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝

Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
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