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Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. -------------ππππ |
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All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...πππ |
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One Smart Guy Invented ""WhatsApp"" His Wife Added a feature in it called 'Last Seen At'ππ Thank god she didnt add 'last seen with' πππ- |
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β¨β¨ππβ¨β¨ Once A Man Asked God: ""Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!! π π |
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What's Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense..! ππππππππ |
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Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wantsβ¦ SHE Does What SHE Wants. ππππππππ |
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command. Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!! ππππππππ |
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Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."" -Shakespear ""Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."" -Shakespear's Wife ππππππππ |
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U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get **ur** death certificate ** * U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College ** * U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop ** * A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software ** * U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup ** * U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard. |
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