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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝
One Smart Guy Invented
""WhatsApp""

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
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Once A Man Asked God: ""Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! πŸ˜‰
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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!


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Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.""

-Shakespear

""Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life.""

-Shakespear's Wife


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U can study and get any certificates. But u
cannot get **ur** death certificate ** *

U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot
bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College ** *

U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop ** *

A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot
become a software ** *

U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup ** *

U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
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